Category: Viagra Jokes

What's the first thing Adam said to Eve?

"Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"

Category: One-liners

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret this morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Category: One-liners

A measle walks into a bar. Bartender says: "Shots for everybody!"

Category: Sex Jokes

A true friend is like a penis; he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra; she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom; he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina; she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem. What kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do you know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk that provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it also has 3 good manners.
1. It’s very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance.
3. It is polite it bows after performing.


Send to ladies to laugh and to men to make them happy and proud of themselves.
⭕1. Kama sutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.
⭕When a lady is pregnant; all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!”
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!"
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
✅Now that I've educated you, go ahead and educate someone else.