Did you hear about the tight end that went to prison?
He came out a wide receiver.

A Police officer asked a stupid criminal why he requested a body cavity search when he was arrested! The criminal replied, "Cause that way I can't be fingered in a line up!

A young black man decided to rob a house at the edge of the forest after he saw the dwellers put their luggage in the car and drive away. The neighbor saw him break the back window and enter the house at the end of the Cul-de-sac and called the police. When the police arrived the young man bolted out the back doors into the woods and ran all he could. All this time the police officer stayed on his trail, about to miles into the woods he dropped to the ground exhausted; he looks at the cop and asked: "listen, it's dark out here, I'm black and dressed in black, how could you track me down?" The cop replies: "Did you forget your shoes blink every time you take a step?"