A husband wakes up with a hangover, can't remember a thing, asking his wife:
- Dear, what happened last night?
- Oh, honey, you made an ass out of yourself in front of your boss and he got you fired...
- Well, screw the boss!
- Honey, I already did - you can go back to work on Monday!

The brain is a wonderful thing. It starts the moment you wake up and doesn’t stop until you get to work.

The feminist group in the office got up in arms about the notice posted on the executive lounge. “Any executive whose “admin” is ill or on vacation may take advantage of the girls who work the reception desk.”

Rule nr.1: Your boss is always right.
Rule nr.2: When your boss is wrong see "Rule nr.1"