A 3rd grade child was doing his math homework and he was saying 3+2 son of a bitch is 5... 4+3 son of bitch is 7, well his mother was near by and over heard his dirty language ... she came in and asked him who taught him such words. He told her that it was his teacher... well her being so upset over all this, went to the teacher the next day and asked her why she would aloud her son to say things like that? And the teacher says what 2+3 sum of which is 5?

A young boy was having a hard time in math and was getting very bad grades, so his parents switched him into a Catholic school. When his parents got his first report card, they were shocked. Their son miraculously had an A in math. The parents wondered what was going on, so they went to the son to ask him what sparked the sudden improvement. The son replied, "When I saw the man nailed to the plus sign on the wall, I knew they meant business!"