Category: Sex Jokes

Why do girls freak out when they get six whole inches cut off their hair yet, they complain about guys that are six inches?

Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

There was a house of ill-repute on top of a mountain. There was a man running up the hill, a man going down the hill, and a man on top of the hill in the house. What is the nationally of each man.

The man running up the hill, himaRussian... the man in the house, Himalayan... and the one going down the hill, himaFinish!

Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

A man and his wife are having a horrible fight. She throws her arms up in the air and says, "I have had it, I am going to kill my self!"

She runs to the window and tries to open it. The man, in a panic, runs to the manager's apartment and says, "Come quick to my apartment, its an emergency!"

The manager asks "Why, what's happening?"

The man says, "The window is stuck!"

Category: Bathroom Graffiti

SIGN OVER URINAL IN MEN"S ROOM:

Please do not put cigarette butts in urinal--- Us janitors find them hard to smoke.