News bulletin! Bin Laden has been captured! Yeah, the Special Forces sprinkled Viagra all over Afghanistan and the little prick popped up!

Pfizer corp. announced that viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one... Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails" and "highballs." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: mount & do

Viagra ingredients, finally annouced: "1% asprin, 1% tylenol, 2% advil and 96% fix-a-flat".

A tourist was hiking through the backcountry when he stubbed his toe hard. It immediately started bleeding, swelling and aching terribly. He returned to the nearest small town and searched for a doctor. The doctor said, "Well, we're a very small town and my hospital isn't equipped to do the surgery that toe requires and the bus won't be through here until tomorrow to take you out." The tourist begged for some relief from the pain, so the understanding doctor offered him a pill. "What's this? My toe is broken and you offer me a Viagra? What good will that pill do?" Smiling, the doctor reassured him, “take it before you go to bed and it will keep the blankets off your toe so you can sleep".