Yo momma is like a casino, liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Yo momma is so fat, when she steped off the curb I tried to swerve around her but I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty when she farts on an airplane, the oxygen mask fall down.
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