Category: Airplane Jokes

An American and a Canadian are sitting on a plane. After takeoff the Canadian leans back, and takes his shoes off, and begins to relax. The American, who is pinned in at the window, says, "Sorry to trouble you but our call light is broken. Could you get me a beer?"

"No problem," says the Canadian. As he walks towards the galley, the American quickly bends down and spits in the guys shoes. The Canadian returns with the beer and settles back into his seat. Upon landing the Canadian puts on his shoes and immediately realizes what has happened.

"Ah, hell, Why must it be this way?" he ask the American. "This constant fighting between our nations, this animosity, this spitting in shoes and pissing in beers..."

Category: Bathroom Graffiti

No matter how you shake and dance...

The last few drops go down your pants.


Those who write on bathroom walls,
Roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these lines of wit,
Eat these little balls of shit.

Category: Female Jokes

Asked to describe his ex wife, my friend said...

"On a camping trip she was bit by a snake... the snake died."

Category: Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma is so ugly...

The only way she can get laid is to crawl up a chickens ass and wait!