A guy sits down at a restaurant, and when the waiter comes over to see if he has any questions, the guy puts down the menu and says, “How do you prepare your chickens?”
“Well, sir there’s not much to it. We just flat out tell them they’re going to die.”
Q: What has 78 balls and screws elderly people?
A: BINGO!!!
. The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier. "Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”And, gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to
go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk."
Q. Why did the square fall in love with the right triangle?
A. She had the right legs.
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