Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

A woman with a toothache goes to visit her dentist. The dentist tells her the tooth will have to be pulled, she says, "Oh, no! I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth pulled."
The dentist replies, "Well, make up your mind. I'll have to adjust the chair."

Jones (meeting friend): "Why the broad grin?"
Brown: "I've just come from my dentist's."
Jones: "Is that anything to laugh about?"
Brown: "Yes - he wasn't in and won't be for two days."

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"
"Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."