A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms, size extra large.
“Yes, we do,” he replies. “Would you like to buy some?”
“No,” she says. “But do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?”

Always love a woman for her personality; they have ten so you can choose.

Two women at a department store stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. “That’s nice, isn’t it?” Kim said waving her arm under her friend’s nose. “Yeah. “What’s it called?” “Viens a moi.” “Viens a moi? What’s that mean?” A clerk offered some help. “Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me.’” Kim took another sniff. “That doesn’t smell like come to me,” she said, offering her arm to her friend again. “Does that smell like come to you?”

A young woman marches into her doctors office and slams her prescription of birth control pills on his desk.

The doctor asks, "What's wrong?"

"These things don't work!" replied the lady.

"Why not?" asked the doctor.

"They keep falling out!"