The average male blue whale produces about 425 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates. But only about 10% of this goes into his mate. So this means 385 gallons of sperm is dropped into the ocean every time a whale ejaculates, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

Q: Why doesn’t a chicken wear shorts?
A: Because his pecker is on his face!

How many animals can you fit in a pair of pants?
One cock, two bulls and as many hares as you like

Three mice were sitting in a bar one boring evening and making bets on who was the toughest mouse. The first mouse said, "I'm that tough, you know that "rat nip", I sniffs it! The second mouse said "Well that's not so tough "see those mouse traps" I bench press those! So the third mouse slams his drink on the bar and says "oh yeah, you guys think you are so tough? "See me, I'm going home to F U C K the cat!!