This is a place to think,
a place to stink,
a place to grunt
a place to punt,
this is a place to keep neat,
not a place to beat your meat.
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Here I stand taking a piss, thinking of the girl who gave me this, and
if she were here and I was well, I'd catch it again sure as hell.
Come closer to...
drop your pants...
sit on me...
don’t leave me until you are completely satisfied
Yours sincerely,
The toilet
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