A farmer and his wife were outside in their field and saw a spaceship land. Out of this spaceship came two strange creatures and one said: "Hello earthlings, we are here to find out your human sex life. Will you swap for a day? "The farmer and his wife agreed. The next morning, the farmer asked his wife,” What happened?" His wife replied,” It was the best sex I ever had; when he turned his left ear, his dick grew to 16 inches long; and when he turned his right ear, It grew as fat as a sausage.” Then the farmer screamed,” Well no wonder that bitch tried to rip my ears off!"
My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
This young lad got himself a girlfriend. He has been dating her for a few weeks and she’s just agreed for them to have sex on the condition that he uses a condom.
A man asks his friend, "How did your date with the deaf nymphomaniac go last night"? "Pretty good", the man replies! "But I need to brush up on my sign language." Why, asks the man! "They kicked us out of the Restaurant when I asked her if she likes the taste of Gum!"
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