Cash, check or charge? I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

What do toilets, clitoris, and anniversaries have in common?
Men miss them all!

A man was driving round a corner and was barely missed by a female driver coming the other way. She hung out of the window and shouted 'PIG!!!’ in reply; the man shouted 'bitch! They continued their own separate journeys around the corner. As the man turned the corner, there was a pig in the middle of the road. He swerved over a hill and died a fiery death. Moral of the story: listen to women; they are always right.

This blind man was feeling his way down the street with his cane, he passes by a fish market and stops. He takes a deep breath and announces, "Good Morning Ladies."