The noncom surprised the private in the barracks with a girl.
“Uh-uh, this is my sister, Serge,” the private stuttered. “That’s okay,” the sergeant soothed. “She used to be mine.”

The bride to be and her best friend were discussing her coming wedding.
“If you want an unforgettable wedding night,” her friend said, “get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony.”
A week later, the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, “Only eight of the oysters worked.”

The stylish dressed young man swayed into the Army recruiting office and enlisted. After subjecting the man to an extensive physical and psychological examination, one of the board members declared, “Well, fella, it looks to me like you are going to make a good little soldier.”
“Fabulous,” replied the young man. “When can I meet him?”

Down at the draft board they test you with two girls. One a beauty and the other a hag.
If you go for the beauty the Army accepts you. If you go for the hag the Army rejects you. If you go for both they send you to the Navy.