Knock, knock Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen down to tie my shoe.
Knock, knock Who's there?
Police Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all
Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear,
staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles..
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here?
We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the second team
looks up and says,
"Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
Do you know what is it call when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
Data transfer!
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