An 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense... 'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could have sex, he could fly.'

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, “Doc, I think I am getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.” “That’s not senility,” replied the doctor. “Senility is when you forget to zip down.”

An old woman goes to visit her daughter and finds her naked, waiting for her husband. “Why are you naked?” the mother asks. “This is the dress of love.” When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband in the rocking chair. When he arrives, he is startled and asks, “Why on earth are you naked, woman?” “This is the dress of love,” she coos. “Hmmm,” he says. “I think you need to break out the iron.”