Why do hunters make better lovers?
1. They always go deep into the bush
2. They always shoot twice
3. They always eat what they kill

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your
fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women
find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or
just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been
created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how
much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on
the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak
and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and
Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men
everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

A man six foot four with a head no larger than a grapefruit goes into this bar. He sits down and orders a drink. After serving him the bartender cannot take his eyes off this guy’s head. He finally goes over and asks him why his head is so small. The man explains, that one time while walking on the beach he found this bottle and rubbed it and a beautiful Genie popped out of the bottle and offered to grant him one wish. He said he wished to have intercourse with her. She replied that Genies were not allowed to do that. He then asked her if he could have a little head.

Why dogs are better than women

1. They don't mind if you cancel a date
2. They find it funny when you come home piis drunk
3. They like your friends
4. They don't mind if you blow all the savings
5. They like beer
6. They don't mind if you get another dog
7. They like your house to be messy
8. They don't make you pay child support
9. They love you for who you are
10. They don't mind if you call them a bitch