Why did the leper fail his driving test .........????? he left his foot on the clutch...

Today most doctors specialize. My own doctor's speciality seems to be banking. And dentists are not exactly poor either. In fact, dental practices are so lucrative that the American Dental Association is thinking of changing it's motto to: "Put your money where your mouth is."

A Woman at the doctor’s office is being examined. The doctor listened to her chest with his stethoscope and said " nice big breaths " She responded " Thank you Doctor, but I wish you could have seen them when I was younger!

A local reporter wants to do a news story about patients in a mental institution. The Director of Psychology invites him. They go past one room and there is a man swinging an invisible bat. He says, "My name Is Barry Bonds. I'm getting out of here on Friday." They go past a second room and there is a man swinging an invisible golf club. He says, "My is Tiger Woods. I'm getting out of here on Friday." The Director says, "These men are clearly insane." They go past the last room, and there is a man with no clothes on standing on a chair. He is naked, his penis is erect, and he is dropping peanuts on. He turns to the two men, and says, "I am ****ing nuts. I'm going to be here for a while."