Q. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and use it again.

Q. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

A. Well hung.

A woman having vision problems went to see an eye doctor. She said "Doctor I'm having trouble with my vision can you help me?" The doctor said "have a seat and I will give you an eye test" The woman sat down and faced the wall in front of an eye chart. The doctor pointed to the last line and said "can you read this". The woman said, "Oh no doctor I can't see that." The doctor then pointed to another line and the woman again said "oh no doctor I can't see that." The doctor became frustrated and decided to move the woman closer to the eye chart. He pointed to the top line on the chart and asked the woman can you see that now?" The woman said "Doctor I still can't see that!" Then the doctor unzipped his fly, pulled out his cock and said to the woman can you see that?" The woman exclaimed, "Oh doctor I can see that perfectly!" The doctor said to the woman, "Oh that's your trouble, you're cock-eyed!"

A mother-in-law stopped by her daughter-in-law's house, to give her some fruit. When her daughter-in-law opened the door, she was naked! "Oh my gosh! Why aren't you wearing anything?" exclaimed the mother-in-law. Very surprised, and shocked. "I'm wearing my love suit," replied the daughter-in-law. "You are crazy!" yelled the mother-in-law, and with that she left. A while later, she thought to herself that wearing a love suit wasn't such a bad idea so, she decided to try it. In the evening, when her husband opened the door, he exclaimed, "My god! Why are you naked? You are crazy!" She replied, "I'm wearing my love suit!" and he said, "Hmmm, it needs ironing!"