A young female job applicant was filling in a employment form in one of New York's public relation agencies. She had no trouble with it until she came across the heading 'SEX'. She hesitated then finally wrote 'Twice a day'

I met this gal in a bar, and one thing lead to another... I said,
"Let's go back to my place." She said, "Oh, do you have cable?"
I said: "No...But I have some old ropes that should hold just fine..."

Q. What did the bannana say to the vibrator??
A. What are you shakin' for, she's going to swallow me!!!!!!!!!!

*Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?