Q: What do you call it when a woman wants a sex change?
A: Add-a-dick-to-me

A little three-year-old was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
“Mom,” he asked, “are these my brains?”
“Not yet,” replied his mother.

Did you know that Lorena Bobbitt moved to Russia, and changed her name? She now goes by the name of: Ivana Cutchucokov

World War 2 prison camp. A male prisoner talking to female prisoner.

Male: "How long have you been here?"

Female: "Four years, and I miss having a man."

Male: "Wow I have been here 3 years without a woman. How about we somehow get together?"

Female: "I'd love to, but how do you get over this wire fence?"

Male: "I will trampoline over it!"

He does as he says and lands on his feet the other side. She is all excited but he is not at all happy.

Male: "I cant do it."

Female: "Why not?!?!"

Male: "Well, lady, that ain't my wash hanging on that wire there!"