Your Momma is so fat, her belt size is the Equator.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Your Momma is so stupid, when she went to a square-dancing party, and everybody yelled out "HO DOWN", she ducked.
Yo momma so old she’s blind from the big bang.
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