Two ministers are talking about the immorality of the country today, and one of them says, “ I didn’t sleep with my wife before I was married. How “about you?”
And the other says, “I don’t know. What was her maiden name?

A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a
baby-sitter."

Why did Moses wander around the dessert for forty years?
Because he's a man and men never stop to ask for directions.

A schoolteacher tried to encourage young students to follow religion, he told them of all the attractions like ice cream chocolates candies Etc. that they will get in haven if they worship God. Finally he asked who wants to go to haven? All students raised their hands except one worried little girl. When asked what about you dear don't you want to go to haven? With a little voice she replied, no, mommy told me to go home straight away when I leave school.