Three Engineers are debating the issue of who would be more likely to build the human body. One starts by saying that with all of the body's levers and joints a Mechanical Engineer would have been most likely. The second argued that an Electrical Engineer would have made the human body with all of its electrical impulses throughout the nervous system. The last one smirked before saying that it was obviously a civil engineer, who else would have put a recreation center so close to a major waste disposal site.

An old man was walking around the nursing home hallway all gloomy. A nurse going by asks, “What is wrong? “My penis died,” he replied. The following day the man was walking around with his penis hanging out of his pants. The nurse asked him what was going on. He said; “Yesterday my penis died, so today's the viewing.”

A man walks into a clock store, sees the beautiful sales girl behind the counter and flops his manhood onto it. The woman is shocked and says, "This is a CLOCK shop, not a C_CK shop!" The man just smiles and looks at her and replies, "I know, but I would love to see two hands and a face on this."

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