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There is a new jewelry store in Hollywood whose business has suddenly leaped ahead of all he competition: “It rents wedding rings.”
A maid asks for a raise. The lady of the house asks, "Why do you think you deserve one?" The maid answers, "I have three points. First, I iron better than you." The boss asks, "Who says?" The maid answers, "Your husband." The maid says, "Second, I cook better than you." The boss asks, "Who says?" the maid answers, “Your husband.” The maid says, "Lastly, I am a better lover than you." Angry, the lady of the house questions, "Who said that?" The maid replies, "The gardener." "How much more you want?" she asks.
At a boutique this customer asks; “My wife needs a Bra but I don't know her size.”
A prostitute says to a man; “Do you smoke after sex?”
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