There is a new jewelry store in Hollywood whose business has suddenly leaped ahead of all he competition: “It rents wedding rings.”

A maid asks for a raise. The lady of the house asks, "Why do you think you deserve one?" The maid answers, "I have three points. First, I iron better than you." The boss asks, "Who says?" The maid answers, "Your husband." The maid says, "Second, I cook better than you." The boss asks, "Who says?" the maid answers, “Your husband.” The maid says, "Lastly, I am a better lover than you." Angry, the lady of the house questions, "Who said that?" The maid replies, "The gardener." "How much more you want?" she asks.

At a boutique this customer asks; “My wife needs a Bra but I don't know her size.”
The sales clerk says; “Touch mine and try to calculate”
The man replies, by the way. “I forgot she also needs panties!!!”

A prostitute says to a man; “Do you smoke after sex?”
The man thinks for a moment, and then he says, “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”