“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.”
-Dave, Age 8

“When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don’t get up for at least an hour.”
-Wendy, Age 8

“Twenty-three is the best age to fall in love because you will have known the person FOREVER by then.”
-Camille, Age 10

ON HOW TO MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

“Shake your hips and hope for the best.”
-Camille, Age 9

“Tell [her] that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.”
-Ricky, Age 10

A man was searching for a pure wife. He dated many ladies and when they went to bed he would show them is penis and ask each "what is this?" Each came back with the standard sexual answer of "love shaft" or "johnson" and he thought each knew too much about sex and rejected every one.

Finally he found a girl who passed his test. He asked what it was and she said "I'm not sure, I think it's called a wee-wee. Finally, he had found his perfect woman. He marries her and on their honey moon he thought he should tell her the sexual term for his penis.

"Honey," he began, "you should know this his called a cock."

"Oh no," replied his bride, "I have seen plenty of cocks and believe me that's a wee-wee!"

The wife got up early in the morning and shouted; Hey, Banta, the cat has again drunk the milk.
Banta shouted back; “I have told you to wear a Bra while sleeping!”

A gay walks into the doctor’s office. He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis. The doctor says … “Hmmm, that’s interesting … does it work?” The guy answers.. “Sure does… I haven’t had a butt in three weeks!”