Little Sally accidentally walks in on her father going to the bathroom. Shocked, she runs to her mother and cries, “Mommy, Mommy! Daddy has a big fat ugly worm hanging out of his wee-wee!”
That’s not a worm, sweetie,” comforts the mother, “that’s a very important part of daddy’s body. If daddy didn’t have one of those, you wouldn’t be here. And now that I think about it … neither would I.”

A man walked into a bar and ordered 2 double martinis. When they were served, he gulped both of them down, and promptly ordered 2 more.

He did this 2 more times, and the bartender was getting curious. He asked the man "Special occasion?"

The man answered, "Yes, I just had my first blow job!"

The bartender then asked, "But why so many?"

The man answered, "It takes that many to get rid of the taste!"

What part of Popeye never rusts?

The part he puts in Olive Oil.

How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

He is the only one there with the sesame seed buns!