While having sex with one of his clients a Doctor is debating the ethics. On the one hand I'm young, single and want to please, but on the other hand I'm a Vet.

At a cardiologist’s funeral whose coffin was heart shaped........ A Doctor started laughing. When asked why.....? He said “I am thinking about my funeral...I am a gynecologist ……

Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes, here's a kite!

A doctor was remorseful about his behavior with his patients so he visited a psychologist. The psychologist asked, “What’s the problem?” The doctor declared he had been taking advantage of his patients when he put them under. “Well” the psychologist exclaimed other physicians do the same but don't say anything about it. Oh yeah, but the problem is that I'm a “Veterinarian.”