Two dogs are chasing another dog in the rain. The lead dog is kicking mud in to the faces of its two pursuers. Dog #3 yells over to Dog #2, “It’s a bitch, ain’t it?
Dog #2 barcks back, “It better be.”

A technology buff, Sam spent hours thinking over the ad in Popular Engineering for a
ball-bearing mousetrap. He tried to figure out how it could possible work, then finally gave up and sent for one. A week later, a tomcat arrived via parcel post.

A man was at a zoo and noticed one of the Orangutans dressing up and combing his hair. The man asked the Orangutan, “Why are you getting all dressed up?” The Orangutan answered, “Mating season starts today.” The man replied, “Orangutans have a mating season?” The Orangutan asked, “Don't Humans have a mating season?” The lonely man responded, “Is anytime I can get it a season?”

An elephant asked a camel, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" .The camel was stunned for a second and then replied, “That’s a f….. good question asked by a freak who has his penis on his face!"