Q: Why does the bride smile when she walks down the aisle?
A couple was down on their luck and needed money in a hurry, so the wife decided to become a hooker till they had the money they needed. One day she went out and when she came home she had 300 dollars and 5 cents, her husband said "honey who gave you 5 cents?" she said "they all did".
The husband decides to change his agenda a little to put some spice into his love life, so he writes to his wife:
A man is having an affair with his secretary and the passions overwhelm them one day shortly before he's due home to have dinner with his wife. He quickly starts getting dress and tells his lover the secretary to go out in the yard with his shoes and rub them all over the lawn. When gets home he finds an angry wife who says," why are you late for dinner", he replies" well honey I am going to be perfectly honest with you, I’m having an affair with my secretary!" she replies "Why you lying no good son of a buck, you've been out golfing again look at your shoes!
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