One boy said to his sister as he was going to bed, "I'm going to hit the ole dusty trail because I've got a date with the sandman." His sister replied, "What are you, gay?" The brother thought about this for a minute and said, "How do YOU know that the sandman is a GUY?" ...blank stares.

A guy picked this girl up in a nightclub and took her home. While they wee walking home he didn’t say a thing. “You are not the communicative type, are you? She said as they were undressing. “Nah,” he said and pulled out his old fella. “I do all my talking with this.” “Damn,” said the girl as she leaned forward to look. “You don’t have much to say, do you?

Ever noticed how women’s worst problems can be traced to male gender?
MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMorrhoids…

Q. Have you heard about the spend thrift who bought a toilet brush?
A. A week later he went back to paper.