Q. What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?
A. Hump me dump me!!

Q. What do smart blondes and U.F.O's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but you never see them!

Q. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A. Scroll down!





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One night a ventriloquist was doing a show one night in a small bar in Anakas. He was telling his usual dumb blonde jokes. When a blonde got up and stood on her chair and began to say "I've had enough of your stupid dumb blonde jokes. Why do you think you have the right to judge someone just because of the color of their hair?"
The man began to apologize "I'm sorry..."
The blonde then replied, "Shut up you, I'm talking to that jerk sat on your knee!"