A baby girl and boy are having a conversation. "I'm a girl,” replies the girl.
"How do you know?" asks the boy. "I heard my mommy say it". "I'm a boy,” replies the boy. "How do you know?” asks the girl. The baby boy takes of his blanket and says- "See my blue booties".

"There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tips of
your penises. All of you males, take off your dicks and hand it to my
sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land,
you can get you dicks back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very
excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if
there is any land out there!" Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the window. "Sorry, no land yet."

"Shit!" and out went Mr. Rabbit. This went on every day until Mrs.
Rabbit got fed up with him. "What is the matter with you? You know it
will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained
will we be able to see land. Why are you acting so excited every day?"

"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face as he held out
a piece of paper.

"I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!!"

At the Australian custom house:
Customer: - Have you ever been to prison?
English tourist: - Is it still necessary?

Q:How are Star Trek and toilet paper similar?
A:The both circle around Uranus looking for Kling-ons.