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SpicyJokes.com # 22341
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:9/24/2009    pub.:10/6/2009    Sent:12/17/2009
Ranking: 4.00 / 3
 
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A girl says to an Indian salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."
He says, "Well, that depends. Are you going to sweat, or are you going to break wind?"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 22230
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:6/1/2009    pub.:6/1/2009    Sent:8/26/2015
Ranking: 4.00 / 3
 
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1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.
3. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
5. Your children begin to look middle aged.
6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
7. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
8. You look forward to a dull evening.
9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today."
10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
11. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
12. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
14. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course.
15. Your back goes out more than you do.
17. Your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.
18. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
19. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
20. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
21. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.
22. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
23. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
24. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
25. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
26. You are proud of your lawn mower.
27. Your best friend is dating someone half their age...and isn't breaking any laws.
28. You call Olan Mills before they call you.
29. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
30. You sing along with the elevator music.
31. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
32. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
33. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
34. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
35. You make an appointment to see the dentist.
36. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
37. Neighbors borrow your tools.
38. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
39. You have a dream about prunes.
40. You answer a question with, "Because I said so."
41. You send money to PBS.
42. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
43. You take a metal detector to the beach.
44. You wear black socks with sandals.
45. You know what the word "equity" means.
46. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV.
47. Your ears are hairier than your head.
48. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
49. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV").
50. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 22395
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:10/27/2009    pub.:10/27/2009    Sent:1/24/2010
Ranking: 4.00 / 3
 
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Bob and his father meet for lunch a couple of months after the wedding. “Well,” says Dad, “how is married life treating you?” “Not very well, I’m afraid. It seems that I married a nun,” says Bob.
“A nun??” asks his Dad.
“That’s right Dad. None in the morning, none at night ….. none unless I beg!”
The father nods knowingly and pats his son on the back. “Why don’t you bring your bride over to the house tonight and we can all have a nice chat?”
Bob’s face brightens; “Gee, Dad, that’s a great idea.”
“Fine then; I will call and tell Mother Superior to set two extra plates.”

 

SpicyJokes.com # 21684
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:10/16/2007    pub.:10/16/2007    Sent:9/19/2008
Ranking: 4.00 / 3
 
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it."

 

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