The beautiful woman had just stepped out of the bathtub in her hotel suite and was about to reach for a towel when she caught sight of a window washer taking in all of her charms. Too stunned to move, she stood staring at the man. “Whatcha lookin’ at, lady?” he finally asked. “Ain’tcha never seen a window washer before?”

The prudish old maid found herself seated next to a classy playboy at a formal affair. After a little, rather icy conversation, the lady attempted to dismiss the fellow with, “It’s quite obvious that we do not agree on a single, solitary thing.” The playboy smiled. “Oh, I don’t think that’s quite true, madam,” he said. “If you were to enter a bedroom in which there were two beds, and if, madam, there were a woman in one and a man in the other, in which bed would you sleep? “Well,” the lady huffed indignantly, “with the woman, of course.” “You see, we agree,” the playboy said, laughing. “So would I.”

A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,​ ​
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '​ ​
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'​ ​
' Look around,' said the sales​ ​lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'​ ​
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.​ ​
Which one would you prefer?'​ ​
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.​ ​
The ​s​ales​ ​lady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'​ ​
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;​ ​
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;​ ​
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and​ ​
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used​ ​
to define bra sizes?​ ​
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!​ ​
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen​ and I can't get up!

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The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, “Sir, if you don’t stop poking me with your thing, I’m going to the cops!” “I don’t know what you’re talking about miss- that’s just my pay check in my pocket.” “Oh really, she spat. “Then you must have some job, because that’s the fifth raise you’ve had in the last half hour!”