Yo momma so nasty she bent over and gave our loaf o'bread a yeast infection.

Yo momma is so fat, when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

Yo mama is so stupid when a drowning man asked her for a lifesaver, she said, “what flavor?”

Yo Mamma is so fat, that she wears a VCR for a beeper