Do you know why women fake orgasm?
Because men fake foreplay.

A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you!” The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Aitn’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”

Coming out from the chiropractor’s treatment room, a young man said aloud in the crowded waiting room. “I feel like a new man!” “I do, too,” a middle-age woman responded, “but I’ll probably go home with the same old one.”

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.