Q.Why Does a Dog lick his balls?

A: Because he can't make a fist

One day there was a fish swimming in a lake and he was watching a fly above the water and said when that fly goes down I'm going to jump up and eat him. Meanwhile there was a bear on the shore and said when the fly goes down and the fish goes up I'm going to eat the fish. And on the other side of the shore there was a hunter and he was saying that when the fly goes down and the fish goes up and the bear eats the fish I'm going to shoot the bear. Behind the hunter there was a mouse and he was saying that when the fly goes down and the fish goes up and the bear eats the fish and the hunter shoots the bear he was going to steal the hunter's cheese. Back behind the mouse there was a cat and he was saying that when the fly goes down and the fish goes up and the bear eats the fish and the hunters shoots the bear and the mouse goes for the cheese he was going to eat the mouse. So the fly goes down and the fish eats the fly and the bear eats the fish and the hunter shoot the bear and the mouse goes for the cheese the cat jumps but misses and lands in the lake.
What is the moral of the story?
That when the fly goes down the pussy gets wet.

Q: What animal has two gray legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.