The math teacher in 3rd grade class asked smart Al, "If there are 4 birds in a tree and a hunter shoots down one of them, how many would there be left?" Al replied, “none since all the other birds would fly away." The teacher said,"Al this is a math class-the answer should be 4 minus one. However I appreciate your imagination."
The boy sought permission from the teacher to ask a question. Al asked," Three beautiful girls were eating an ice cream cone. One is lapping up the ice cream, another is nibbling the cone and the third is sucking the ice cream from the bottom. Which one of them is married?" The teacher smiled and replied, " Probably the third one". Al said," Miss the one with the wedding ring is married but I like your imagination"

Q: What did the Vampire say to the Teacher?
A: "I'll see you next period."

Three Rascals are in school having a spelling bee and the teacher calls on Spanky to spell dictate so Spanky start's spelling D-I-C teacher there's a problem I don't know how to spell it, Teacher says that's ok and she calls on Darla and Darla begins to spell D-I-C she shrugs her shoulders and say’s, “Teacher I don't know how to spell the word either, So the teacher says ok and calls on Buckwheat and he start's to spell D-I-C-T-A-T-E and the teacher says great now use it in a sentence and Buckwheat says ok, Darla said my dic tate good last night!

A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard.
Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?"
The joker won tremendous prestige with his reply, "I really don't know, but I strongly suspect its parents."