Your Mamma is so old, she owes Jesus a dollar!

Yo momma so short, she can do back flips under the bed!

Your mama's so fat, people orbit her!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.