What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She Choked!

Q. What's the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian?
A. One's a snack cracker and the other's a crack snacker

Superman awoke one day and realized it was going to be a very slow day. He would not have to perform any super hero acts. So, he decided that it would be a good day to visit some of his super friends.
So, on with his cape and out the window he went. He decided to visit Batman and Robin first. Superman entered the bat cave and immediately began jabbering. Robin responded, "Superman you must leave. The Bat mobile is broke down and we must get it fixed, all you’re doing is slowing us down." So Superman flew out of the cave and decided to see Spiderman.
At Spiderman's house, Superman knocked on the door. No one answered. Superman then walked around to the side of the house and peeked in a window. There was Spiderman making love with his girlfriend. Superman immediately knew he could not interrupt Spiderman. So, again away he flew.
As Superman was flying around trying to decide whom to go see next, he noticed Wonder woman lying down on the ground. As he soared down closer he noticed she didn't have any clothes on. Superman couldn't figure out what was going on. Superman then realized that didn't matter. He could fly down there at 300 miles per hour, bang her couple of times and fly away, before she could realize what had happened.
So, down he went, 300 mph, bamm bamm, away he went.
Wonder woman jumped up and said, "What the hell was that!"
The Invisible man rolled over and said, "I don't know, but my butt sure hurts!"

There were two prisoners. One was a big hulking man and the other was a sort of wimpy one. The big hulking prisoner asks the wimpy prisoner; let’s play house. Who do you want to be, the mama or the daddy? The wimpy prisoner answers in a wimpy voice, “the daddy". Then the big prisoner said: Then get over here and suck mama's d###.