What is the meaning of embarrassment? When you run into a wall with a hard on and you break your nose first!

A couple was laying in bed one night reading and ever so often the man would reach over and rub the woman across the snatch. This went on several times. The woman was starting to get a little horny. The woman finally jumped up, took her clothes off, and told her husband to make love to her. The husband laughed and said he was only getting some moisture on his fingers to turn the pages.

How do you confuse a gay?
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An alien is in a bar sitting next to this guy. Every time he takes a drink, he spins on his stool, pokes the guy next to him and goes bzzz. He does these two or three times. Finally the guy gets annoyed and tells the alien that if he doesn't quit it, he will beat him up. The alien takes a drink, spins his stool, pokes the guy and goes bzzz. This infuriates the man, and he takes him outside and pulls down his pants and stands back aghast. "There's nothing there! How so you people have sex?" The alien smiles, and goes bzzz.