This is the reason why men are the best chefs in the world with 2-nuts and a sausage they can fill a woman up for nine months

Q. Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover?
A. He knows first-hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

A man went in to a restaurant and ordered alphabet soup. The man's alphabet soup was in front of him and a bee went inside. The man cried out, "Waiter, Waiter, there's a bee in my alphabet soup!" The waiter said, "Yes, sir, and I believe there are all the other letters too."

Three older gentlemen in a nursing home are discussing their nightly Bathroom habits; first guy says "I have to get up every 2 hrs. and take a wiz, but I stand there and only dribble a little bit an nothing hardly comes out", the 2nd guy say's "I know exactly what you mean the same thing happens with me", the 3rd guy is not saying anything, then they ask him if he has any problems he reply's "at about 5am every day I whiz like a race horse on a rock, and by 6am I have the best bowel movement every day", as the other two guys are listening one asks him "that's not a really problem is it?" he reply's "for me it is I don't get up till about 7am".