Why do witches hysterically laugh whenever they fly with their brooms?

They don't wear underwear, so the brooms tickle them.

There was a house of ill-repute on top of a mountain. There was a man running up the hill, a man going down the hill, and a man on top of the hill in the house. What is the nationally of each man.

The man running up the hill, himaRussian... the man in the house, Himalayan... and the one going down the hill, himaFinish!

A guy is in court for murdering his second wife. The judge says,"You murdered your first wife also, correct?"

"That's right. I fed her poisoned mushrooms. I've done my time."

The judge decided to probe a little further. "Yet you bashed your second wife to death. Why the change in M.O?"

"Well, your Honor," the defendant replied. "The bitch wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It isn't hard.