Bill and Roy, a couple of farmers, met at the town hardware store on Friday. “Had some problems with my herd, lamented bill. “My prize bull was impotent. But the Vet came and gave him some special medicine, and now he seems to be doing fine.”
The following week, Roy met Bill again. “My bull’s had problems too,” comment Roy.
“What was that medicine the Vet prescribed?” I don’t know,” replied Bill. “But it tastes like chocolate.”

what do you call 3 tampons walking down the street?
answer: stuck up

Two women are having lunch together, discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, ‘I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.’ The second woman says, ‘Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my arsehole bleached.’ The first woman replies, ‘Funny, I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde.’

We all know that man was basically damned after eating the forbidden fruit. What really condemned man to a life of hell was when Eve asked Adam the one question that all married men dread, "Honey, does this fig leaf make me look fat?"