A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor are sitting at a bar. They are arguing over who is the best at what they do. They decide that to prove who is the best, each will go into the woods alone and convert a bear to his religion.
A week later, they are again at the bar. The priest says, “I saw a bear by the river and started talking to him about the Lord’s word. He liked it so much that he now comes to Mass every day. The pastor says, “Well, I found a bear in a clearing. I started reading the Bible to him. He loved it so much that he is now preparing to be baptized. The priest and the pastor turned to the rabbi, who has a broken arm, several bruises, and is wearing a neck collar. He says, “You know what, looking back, may be I shouldn’t have started with circumcision.”