A group of four men often got together to play racquetball. After the game three of them men showered in the locker room, then went and had a few drinks in the club bar. After this had been going on for some time, one of the three men asked the man who always left, “How come you never hang around and get cleaned up and have a few with us?” The fourth man seemed a little embarrassed, but he admitted that he didn’t want to be seen in the shower with the other men because he felt his penis was small.
So the first man asked, “does it work?”
“Of course, it works extremely well.”
So the firs man asked, “Would you like to trade it in for one that looks great in the shower?”

He said: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said: They don't have time

This woman stands up on a bar stool and yells, “I don’ screw anybody unless he’s got a twelve inch cock!
This guy in the corner yells out, “I don’t cut off two inches for anybody!”

Q. What did the dead-tired skeleton wife say to her way horny skeleton husband when he was getting way to close for comfort in their coffin?

A. Honey, I know you're just dying to get in, but sorry I have a
skull-splitting headache tonight!!