Q: What did one banana say to another banana?
A: Lets run before they make us strip.

A teenager comes downstairs for her date in a see-through top and no bra. Her grandmother goes crazy and tells her she can’t go out dressed the way she is. The teenager says, “Loosen up, Grandma! These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!” and out the door she goes.
The next day the teen comes downstairs and finds the grandmother sitting in her favorite chair topless. The teen is mortified. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate. The grandmother says, “Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets.”

Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!

A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while
Grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me fell good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

When grandma turned on the TV, the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandmas’ Minister.

The Minister said "hello son is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend"

The Minister fainted